**Warning: This post is rated PG-13 for some adult humor. Reader discretion is advised.**
Just a quick story to share the silliness that was today.
I got a new student. They called from the office and asked someone to come get him. He said the "D" word and popped a girl in the mouth on his first day. No "honeymoon" period there I guess. Don't we all hope for that?!
Another darling snuck onto the iPad when he thought I wasn't looking. When he saw our ESE teacher and myself just watching him, he winked and waggled his eyebrows at us like a little smooth operator.
Two opposites there I tell you.
This morning we were talking about endangered animals which led to making a list of animals that are already extinct. Here is the conversation:
Me: What are some animals that are extinct?
Darling A: Dinosaurs!
Me: Dinosaurs! Yes!
Darling B: Wooly Mammoths!
Me: Wooly Mammoths! Yes!
Darling C: Saber-Tooth Tiger!
Me: Saber-Tooth Tiger! Yes!
Darling D: Dildo Bird!
Me: Dildo Bird! Ye-----No! No no no no NO! Dodo Bird! Yes!
Seriously. I repeated it! I totally didn't mean to.
There were no little snickers from the children so I don't think she (or any of them) actually know what that is.
However, my new intern found it to be quite hilarious.
The lessons she is getting are invaluable. =)