This was my day:
Alarm - Me - Snooze
Alarm - Me - Snooze
Alarm - Me: Bah-love bug!
Student in the hallway: Ms. Buckwer! Look at the Vawentime's cards I bringed!
Me: Cute! Put them in your backpack until you get to your classroom!
Student #2 in the hallway: Ms. Buckler! I have Valentine's Cards for my friends! They have puppies on them!
Me: Awesome! Put them in your backpack until you get to your classroom! Go to breakfast!
Student in the hallway #378: Ms. Buckler! Look at my Valentines!
Me: Hey, after I help you pick these up off the sidewalk, keep them in your backpack until you get to your classroom.
(None of these kids were actually mine.)
Stella: Can we pass out Valentines now? I have three for everyone.
Me: No. We are doing that at 2:00.
Student: Can we do our Valentine's party now?
Me: Nope. 2:00.
We make Valentines for our parents.
Me: Step 1 - Trace your hand and cut it out.
Student: WE HAVE TO CUT OUT OUR HANDS? THAT WILL HURT!
Me: Step 2 - Trace the heart and cut it out.
Student: YOU WANT US TO CUT OUT OUR HEARTS!?
Me: Very funny...No party for you!
Student: Is it time for Valentine's yet?
Me: No, sir. It's time for P.E. We'll do them after lunch.
Student: It's after lunch. Can we do Valentine's now?
Me: No! 2:00 AND IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS ME, I EAT ALL THE CANDY!
Student: Can we do Valentine's NOW?!
Me: I guuuuuueeessssss.
(Last year's class I said, "Have at it!"...This year's class I said, "Everyone sit on the carpet and three people at a time will pass out Valentines." Can you tell we have a controlling ourselves issue?)
They are so spoiled.
Student: This is the best day of my life!
Student: Ewwww! (So and So) said he "woofs" me!
Student: (eating the marshmallow pops I brought) Mmmm...double thumbs up!
Me: Let's go home!
Me: (getting screamed at by a parent in the office for her bi-weekly rant) I don't have to listen to this! I am the teacher and that's the way I handled it!
Me: (in the parking lot) Who did this to my car???!!!
Someone had turned my car into a Love Bug!
She said I've been too grumpy lately. =)
After that I enjoyed some yummy Sangria with friends and now here I am sharing my day.
I hope you've had a wonderful Valentine's day!